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The Butcher, the Chef, and the Swordsman

2011-03-17

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ComedyActionAdventure

A tale of revenge, honor and greed follows a group of misfits that gets involved with a kitchen cleaver made from the top five swords of the martial arts world in this wild and brash action comedy.

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